My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
