Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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