i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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