idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So I just went to clothing optional bar
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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