Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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