would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
