you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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