Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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