last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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