seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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