plz talk dirty to me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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