i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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