Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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