so that wasnt chicken after all
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Randomize
