Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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