OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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