We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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