I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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