Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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