Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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