You smell like stripper and shame
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
being pregnant is like rehab
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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