This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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