Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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