i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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