Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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