Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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