I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's official drugs can't kill me
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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