Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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