I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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