That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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