Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
zippers are such a cool invention
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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