Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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