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(646): View more from New York

the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Worst stoner tragedy.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose

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(317): View more from Indiana

he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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(803): View more from South Carolina

That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?

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(760): View more from California

just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again

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