I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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