I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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