Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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