I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Shame - the story of my life.
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