The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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