69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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