google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You're like the curious george of whores
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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