Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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