I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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