Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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