she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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