Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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