its not stalking. its research.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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