Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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