She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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