Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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