dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
