In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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